WHO WILL PLAY THE LUTE?

To mark the 30th anniversary of "Roxanne," the Police will reunite for a tour of the UK and the States in 2007. Also, A&M plans on releasing a multi-disc boxed set, "in the same vein as 'Message In A Box,' which included their entire studio recordings and rarities. You can read all about it here.

So, riddle me this Batman, what geniuses at Universal came up with the idea to release another boxed set? What will this new one have on it, if the first one was their entire recorded output? Outtakes from "Rumble Fish?" And, if 50% of The Who can charge $250 a pop, what could The Police possibly charge for a full blown reunion? I bet, $350 a ticket. That's $340 for Sting, and 5 bucks each for Andy and Stewart.

Only in theatres!!