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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

THE BEST AD WE'VE SEEN ON CRAIGSLIST ALL WEEK

SELLING RECORDS?? FIRST GET A BRINKS TRUCK AND AN ARMED GUARD...


HERE'S A NEWS FLASH FOR YOU::: NOBODY WANTS THAT OUTDATED SKIPPY, SCRATCHY GRAVELLY SOUNDING VINYL IN THE AGE OF CDS, MP3s AND DIGITAL SOUND THESE GUYS CAN'T EVEN SELL THE DJ EQUIPMENT NEED TO KEEP REPOSTING.

BUT HEY, YOU DO THE SHOPPING AROUND RIGHT SMART GUY???? YOU GOTZ DA CONNECTZ, REIGHT??
THE RECORDS ARE OUT THERE PAL THESE PEOPLE CAN'T GET RID OF THESE RECORDS. PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU. HOW COULD THEY GIVE AWAY MONEY LIKE THAT????

IF OLD RECORDS ARE WORTH SO MUCH MONEY AND YOU CAN BUY ALL THESE RECORDS AND SELL THEM FOR BIG MONEY- WHAT THE HELLS STOPPIN YA?....
DON'T POST STUPIDITY GO GET THOSE 50 CENT RECORDS AND SELL THEM FOR $10 A PIECE, TRUMP

GET RICH PLAYER. OLD RECORDS ARE THE KEY. ONCE YOU SELL ALL THOSE MILLION DOLLAR CUTS YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BROWN BAGGIN IT ANYMORE PLAYBOY!!

PS- GUYS ARE POSTING ADS FOR FREE RECORDS ARE THEY CRAZY ???? YOU SHOULD GO GRAB THEM SELL THEM REAL QUICK SMART GUY AND BUY YOURSELF AN ISLAND SOMEWHERE CUZ U KNOW WHERE THE REAL MONEY IS SLICK!! GO GET YOURS!!!! THE RECORDS ARE EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLETON!!!

THEN YOU CAN WRITE A BOOK AND DO SEMINARS ON HOW YOU HIT IT BIG SELLING RECORDS 30 YEARS AFTER THE INDUSTRY PEAKED........
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BEST OF LUCK BOSS!

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